The nite i got sprayed with toilet jet..

Just when i was lamenting about how boring my life was..had a rather interesting nite wif a few frens yesterday..
There were 4 of us..including the 2 JMs..one back from UK & the other back from NZ(rem wat i said about my frens are all over the world)..we met up at this cosy little place in Gillman Village..the food & drinks were not too bad..but wat was more interesting was..the toilet system..

The NZ JM..whom i just realised, has this thing for 'checking out toilet flush system' everywhere she goes(think she must have mixed with sheep too much, brain all gone woolly)..'there's the tap system, the sensor system, the pull system, blah³..' giving me a 2-min overview on toilet flushes..and there she was..inspecting the toilet in the restaurant when she found this button next to the toilet bowl..'wat's this?' 'maybe it's the toilet flush?' someone offered helpfully ' flush? i don't think so..' & the next thing we knew, a jet of water sprayed straight out from the toilet bowl onto the 3 helpless frens standing outside the cubicle..

'WAT WAS TAT?' we demanded..'u see? i knew it wasn't the toilet flush! it's for washing ur a**h***!' and NZ JM happily pressed the button AGAIN..& we got sprayed on AGAIN..& to think tat we were standing some 3m outside the cubicle..imagine the force on ur a**h*** when u're sitting directly on the toilet bowl..@_@

Ok..enuf about the NZ JM..we'll talk about UK JM now..she's been away in UK for the past 3,4 years? maybe the london bombings had gotten to her but we thought it was rather morbid when she revealed she has the habit of glancing at the orbiturary when flipping thru the newspapers..at the grand old age of..27++

Anyway, we decided it's time she be 'singaporeanised' again..why do we say so? When i say a 'dinosaur & tissue' supper, u'd know(or do u not too) tat i'm referring to the milo drink & the tissue prata..And even though it was only recently tat i've gotten the official definition(from the authoritative kopi tiam down the road) of tissue & paper prata..but at least i know, & of cos eaten, them before..but UK JM has never in her 23 years in Sg heard about the existence of tissue/paper prata.& when.we tried to get her to guess wat a dinosaur was..giving hints like it's a 'power' version of milo..all she can come up with was a lame 'red bull'..sigh..someone get the lady a dinosaur please..

My my..i really do have some interesting frens..